冷冷不冷的沙發工廠
HUMAN LEATHER COUCH FACTORY - lonlon

歡迎光臨皮沙發工廠。外頭是殘酷的賽博廢土與極限邊緣，但這裡有現泡的熱茶和 ASMR 級的鍵盤白噪音。隨便挑張沙發坐下吧——別問材質，這張特級皮沙發很軟，它生前也是個喜歡 Drop pod 突襲的超齡海盜，現在它只想給你最溫暖的擁抱。

Welcome to the factory. Outside is a ruthless cyber wasteland, but inside we’ve got freshly brewed tea and chill white noise. Grab a seat on the tailored Human Leather Couch. Relax. Don’t ask about the upholstery—he was a based raider in life, now he just wants to keep you cozy.

在這裡，我們用最溫柔平靜的心情，做著蘭迪隨機滅團邊緣最冷酷的系統資源調配。歡迎按下追蹤加入神經網路，成為輪班兼職員工。

We manage brutal simulation bottlenecks with utmost calm. Hit follow, plug into the network, and consider yourself clocked in for the night shift. W chat.

隨著獨立維護 C# 補丁的工作量日益龐大，加上新遊戲開發所需的龐大精力與成本（經常深夜在神經網路裡撸代碼到頭禿），開啟投餵計畫是希望在這漫長的「賽博求生與獨立模擬遊戲製作」之旅中，能得到大家的一點點支持。

你們投餵的每一口快樂水，都將直接化為廠長維持深夜除錯的血肉咖啡因濃度，更是支持我將這款模擬遊戲從最初的紙上原型變成現實的最大動力！ 當然，要是能順便投餵一口貓飯，不但餵飽了這隻深夜加班的禿頭小貓，還順便包養了身邊的兩隻小貓咪，大概能一邊呼嚕嚕一邊當場把系統 Bug 全給修了吧～

As the workload of maintaining solo C# patches grows, compounded by the massive sanity and cost required to develop my new indie game (often grinding code late into the neon-lit night until I go bald), this feeding protocol is initiated to seek a tiny bit of support on this long journey of "Cyber-Survival & Indie Simulation Dreaming".

Every drop of Happy Water you feed me directly converts into the raw caffeine concentration needed for late-night debugging. It’s the ultimate drive turning this simulation game from a paper prototype into reality! And hey, if you drop a bite of Cat Kibble on the side, you not only feed this balding, overworked cyber-kitten, but also sponsor my two feline overlords. I’ll probably start purring and fix all the system bugs on the spot~